Foreverlewd

Not much is known about the plop of degenerate biological trash known as "Foreverlewd". What is known for sure is only what the state had on record prior to induction into the Goatpen™. He was once happily married with a wife, three kids, and a high paying job comfortable supporting his upper-middle class cowboy-rancher lifestyle. At this point of time he was known as Dr. Professor Everfor Lewdness, Ph.D - professor of Backend Saddle Ramming and Large Cat Evolution Within Volcanic Caverns 101 at an undisclosed university (which requested anonymity due to the toxic and cancerous connotation associated with the Foreverlewd and by extention Dr. Professor Everfor Lewdness names.) Eyewitness accounts of his stream reported toxicity levels far beyond that in which scientists ever thought possible with one stating:

"It would be healthier to smash your computer monitor to bits using only your face, eat the glass, snort the liquid crystal poison that seeps out of the wreckage, and then skydive off the Burj Kahlifa without a parachute, landing into a vat of disease infested hookers, while a meteor the size of the great state of Texas (god bless texas) simulataneously crashes into the Earth- with you being directly centered in the blast radius- than to watch even 5 minutes of this strimmer stream. IF you can even call it a stream. Because out of all this crazy shit I just said, THAT would be the true stretch. That Oats guy is truly horrible. Also Foreverlewd is kind of bad too."

Lets get this rancher the justice he deserves!

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