Kazper8700

Kazper is head of the elite Oatsimpian Guard, a mostly secretive police force employed by the Oats regime to stamp out dissidence within the ranks of the Goatpen™ via banning, timing out, and perhaps more controversially, threatening of use of physical violence in a mafioso-like manner when viewers fail to respect oat's safe space, thus keeping the Goats within the Pen and feeding the self perpetual cycle of self deprecating human degeneration. Users who fail to heed warnings have reported waking up to Quaker Oats covering every inch of their yard and yet not a single person captured on CCTV, a feat even the KGB (funded by Oats himself) has managed to achieve.