Ptoilet

ptoilet is a pottyholic and a charter member of the Goatpen™. It is rumored that Ptoil possesses so many world records that he utilized them in lieu of toilet paper during the Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020, in which a proxy war between toilet paper giants Georgia-Pacific and Procter & Gamble led to total Toiletpaperium crop failure resulting in a global shortage and worldwide civil unrest. The roots of this conflict are also rumored to trace back to Ptoil, but mysteriously those who speak of these mishaps are never seen nor heard from by their loved ones again. This is why I use Nord VPN.