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I still remember the first time I met grandpa Oats. He was standing there, mouth dangling wide open, drool dripping from his simp-cuck half grown in pedo-stash. And there he stood... seemingly mindless, oblivious to the absolute savagery that surrounded us. Although green, were are certain of his simple nature by the expression on his face and crust around his cheekbones that he always refused to wash or talk about. However, with every other man in the platoon smart enough to take cover and avoid what was absolutely an endless gauntlet of shrapnel topped with a hail of gunfire that would certainly mow down any fool dumb enough to stand in its way; oats stood there. .. for what seemed like seconds... until he finally said it. Half limp and mindless, staring empty into the distance, he first spoke those four words that would inspire generations: [7:40 PM] "Yall some fucking simps". It was on the battlefield that day, charging alone against a hail of gunfire, his words ringing in the ears of no one because shit was exploding and no one even heard it really, towards what would surely end in certain death by the hands of a faceless enemy... grandpa Oats developed the resolved that would eventually pass down and prove vital in accomplishing Oatsngoat's greatest achievement by far: Deathless SM Kaizo. And while his grandpa only managed to take four steps from the trenches before getting grazed by a bullet, falling down, scraping his knee, and suddenly bursting into tears... two entire entire fire squads and several medics lost their lives attempting to rescue oats after this vanilla extract fueled lapse in judgement. It is because of their sacrafice that the oats we know today first started banging army wives and hence formed a support group for all of his conquests' lesser halves, known as the "Cuck Cavern". It is because of these things we know know oats as "the guy thats ok to watch i guess if nothing else is on and youtube keeps suggesting the same shit over and over again and I dont really feel like searching for shit on netflix". Also albeees grandpa was there too.