SekretAznMan

SekretAznMan (Pronounced "Secretion Man") is a VIP of the Oatsngoats channel and Oats' personal pet. He currently resides in Oats' basement where he posts from his jailbroken children's tablet that Oats purchased him as a gift for not peeing in the corner while he was gone. Sekretion was abducted after Oats peacefully broke into sekretion's house wearing a ski-mask. In an act of pure violence, sekretion decided to attack oats, even biting him as oats dragged him out the window. Oats then decided to adopt sekretion and "reform" him, keeping him in his basement until he can behave properly. After many requests, Oats supplied sekretion with a bucket to fulfill his needs, dubbing it "The Sin Bucket" as a reminder to sekretion of his poor behavior. It also makes an effective helmet during sekretion's various training beatings, though it can be a bit sticky. Oats has given sekretion an allowance to use online, but after noticing that the beatings are slightly less intense if he donates gift subs to oats, sekretion usually ends up spending all the money on massive sub bombs even for an ounce of mercy. His diet typically consists of kibble and ice cube soup. Sekretion usually passes the time by smoking the weed supplied by oats to subdue him and prevent escapes. He is almost constantly high to keep his mind off the pain. He often brags about how big his next blunt is before disappearing for hours, sometimes days. He typically does not realize how long he has been gone, and as soon as he comes down he is reminded of his grim reality and cries in the corner until his next beating.